[pignatelli]

in honor of Friday "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley I can make anybody pretty. I can make you believe any lie. I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size. Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups, An' I've been known to cause a few births. Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work. And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France, Been making the bars lots of big money, An' helpin' white people dance. I got you in trouble in High School, But College, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me: Alcohol; Alcohol. I got blamed at your wedding reception, For your best man's embarrassing speech. And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach. I've influenced Kings and world leaders, I helped Hemingway write like he did. And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head. 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France, I been making a fool out of folks just like you, An' helping white people dance. I am medicine and I am poison, I can help you up or make you fall. You had some of the best times you�ll never remember with me: Alcohol. Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France, Been making the bars lots of big money, (Helpin' white people dance.) Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School, But College, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times you�ll never remember with me: Alcohol; Alcohol.

[raschke]

I take issue with the white people dancing bit Alcohol does not help white people to dance; it only helps us to THINK we can dance.

[trapani]

that's what he means, I think to move uncontrollably while music is playing.

[kronk]

and it's a nice waltz for dancin' happy friday! Hooray... looks like I'll be able to make the dyke march tonight.

[rodenburg]

it seems a tad slow, but waltz is my #1 fave good deal about the DM. Whatcha wearin'?

[Twyla]

oh. shit. now I have to pick an outfit see I like a slow waltz 'cause it gives me some time to practice turning slooowly. That and there is more time for sexy looks and ear biting. What should I wear? I know what I'm wearing to dance and volunteer at the festival tomorrow, but... Maybe a one of my homemade calico dresses with some MC boots? What's your favorite DM outfit. Oh, right. Riding leathers. Duh. ;-) I don't go topless cause I'm always cold and would be miserable.

[neel]

sheesh, no, I'd never go topless especially in SF! Yeah, I'll be in leathers, but one year I wore my blue & white clown suit & carried a stuffed cat with a sign on it that said, "Want to touch my Pussy?" good times.

[burchette]

brilliant i love that idea. can i borrow it?

[offerman]

sure, be my guest how's the sunburn today?

[ladue]

thanks! it's a little better. luckily, i don't have to put on a bra today, so maybe it will feel even better. thanks for asking.

[fred]

cute (and scary) Maybe you could help me get over my "clown" aversion? If I touch your pussy would I be cured?

[kranzler]

yep, sure I don't have a clown aversion, but if I'd watched any more of those Chuckie movies I'd have doll-ophobia. I only saw previews & that was enough.

[billick]

pediophobia fear of dolls.

[Katsumi]

i'm a nerd Main Entry: pediophobia Part of Speech: noun Definition: a fear of dolls; a fear of children Etymology: Greek paidion `little child' dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pediophobia

[nicklaus]

maybe i misunderstood? paidion paidion pahee-dee'-on neuter diminutive of paiV - pais x; a childling (of either sex), i.e. (properly), an infant, or (by extension) a half-grown boy or girl; figuratively, an immature Christian:--(little, young) child, damsel. www.htmlbible.com/sacrednamebiblecom/kjvstrongs/FRMSTRGRKx.htm (scroll down)

[logston]

no, you're right on I just think of a living mutt as more of a child than I ever did a doll. I need to dress Oscar up in more outfits.