[shoe]

I licked and sucked a sausage this weekend no, not a cock. A real sausage. It looked very much like a cock, and even felt like what I remembered one feeling like. I licked the tip, licked along the shaft, took it in my cheek and licked it, sucked it, and tried taking it deep - first up against my palette, and then a bit deeper with minimal gagging. I also looked at myself in the mirror sucking it. Then I cooked and ate it.

[dewbre]

Interesting... After we had sex Saturday, after I'd been sucking my guy, we had hot dogs for dinner. I felt really awkward biting into them LOL I felt like I shouldn't have been biting it!!

[mixer]

Lily is a biter! AAhh! Blood everywhere!

[eriksson]

LOL oh hush you jealous wench

[callaghan]

Argghh! *pirate eye squint thing!* Help me think up a hot text, my brain is melted from being up since 5:30.

[ladue]

Hmmm.... "I'm not wearing panties" usually helps a little bit. or "Do you know how wet I am thinking about you?"

[rita]

Ok then... "I'm taking off my panties" "This cucumber looks like fun" "I wish you were here..." "...you could check how wet I am" "I'm so wet thinking of you baby"

[fishman]

LOL yeah, well.... All the more fun, lol, it IS only a Monday morning :P

[Maurizia]

What's another word for horny that isn't hot?

[rodenburg]

Wow, this is harder than I thought I really can't come up with anything that works!!!

[schielke]

I know.. I am typing it going.. uhmm... uhhh... humm... I really thought I was more creative.

[requa]

LOL I know what you mean! How about "Moist in the nether regions"? *giggles*

[reaney]

Oh geez! *smacks* ... I want rope. T_T I can't even drive by Home Depot! Oh, but last night s.o. was holding my arms down while me snuggled so I couldn't get away. And then wouldn't let me kiss him for a while cause I "misbehaved" Then he said I could if I promised to be a good girl. I totally melted and I don't even think he meant it!

[dempsey]

LOL awww yay!

[zachar]

Whore!